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Life and Death in Gamma World

Gamma World
DM: Caoimhe
Telekinetic Seismic = Megaman R

(Looks like Megaman but covered in rocks instead of metal.)

...Journal entry 01...

I know not many survive to write journals in this world.. my old friend Magna Racha... he died by a blast to the face by a Cow named Ma Bell. He brought a taco to a gun fight... I could not recover his jounral for I would have like to have known what went on inside his head.

However, I traveled with my allies in this day and age. The Worm that Walks, or sometimes she liked to be know as The serpent that saunches. I call her TWTW for short. Another ally was Cthulu jr. His father apparently was the god monster Cthulu. I’d believe that when I saw it.
Pikachu and Flash Bang also trvelled with us. A group of misfits just tying to make their way in the world...

As we entered the city of Pazdeena people in the town were visibly scared. They stared wide eyed as we walked in and some gave sighs of relief and returned to their doings. Curious as to what was going on, Cthulu, our face, spoke to a similar squid faced girl. She was shivering and spoke in a bubbly accented speech.

The girl explained that robots have come up and blown up outside the town... I could not imagine why robots would just come and blow up. She said one her friends nearly had her head blown off by one. It seemed these were especially dangerous times. So we went to see the Mayor of Pazdeena, mayor buck. A tall man, with tentacle arms.

Mayor buck kindly pleaded with us to stop these “Ro-Butts” and offered a hefty reward.
In agreement that we could make a bit of currency, we headed off and followed the map Mayor Buck drew for us.

At the end of the map, in the hills we found a stone tower and a group of badger people kniown as Badders. They only stoof 4ft tall, and they had Porker (Pig men in leather jackets), ready to assault us. We tried to talk to them but the Badders simply threatened us and used the word ‘Badder’ every other word. They were annoying. I decide I wanted to kill them.

Right away Flash Bang drew his shotgun and fired at the nearest Badder and hit it from quite some distance. Love those long distance Shotguns!  The Badder fired back and Flash Bang easily stepped aside the crossbow bolt’s path.
The other Badder in the back, that was hiding behind a rock popped out and shot Pikachu! No one shoots Pikachu! I wanted to run up at him and slash him with my mighty lightsaber! (Plastic).
TWTW charged up to the nearby Porker and smacked him with her snakey arms.
When I tried to channel my mutation to raise my speed I choked and suddenly could barely walk.

So instead I lifted my mighty plasma cannon (Plastic Ball Launcher) and shot the Porker TWTW
attacked, drawing his blood and leaving a dent in his forehead. He oinked in pain. I turned in time to see the other Porker charge Pikachu and smack him with a mace. This would not do!
But before I could act Pikachu used Double Team and created a clone of himself and zapped the Porker with Thundershock!

Flash Bang came up with his shotgun, flipped it around and smacked the Porker with the butt end, cracking it across the jaw. It moved away and tried to shoot him back but missed.
TWTW, having finished the Porker we joint attacked went after the Badder to the right of the tower. She launched her serpents at it and teleported it to a spot nearby us.
Cthulu Jr. then shattered a whiskey bottle, and stabbed the remaining Porker, slashing a huge gash across his its face.
A gurgling noise came from its stomach and suddenly a green gas escaped its mouth. We all covered our mouths, and besides being nasueated, we resisted any ill effects. Then Pikachu screamed “PIka---CHU!” And fried the Porker into bacon. Yum!

Flash Bang ran up and killed the badder that TWTW brought out of hiding. Then TWTW threw her snakes that teleported those who were hit, at the other hiding Badder, and ported it into a radioactive vat. It screamed within for help, but it was going to die.

With all the Badders dead we looted the field and I claimed a Photonic Spanner. I examined it and it seemed like it would be useful... It had the potential to do a lot of damage in one shot.
We also discovered four golf balls... Those could be useful for something i was sure. So we put them in our two wagons, pulled by our two horses, alongside our keel boat and mine and Flash Band’s motorcycle. We rarely rode them however do to the limited fuel supply.

Just then our old ally Bob Blob slinked up, glad to have found us. I was glad to see him..he...it too! Another ally could never hurt.

So we approached the stone tower door. Made of oak, it looked pretty sturdy so Pikachu moved up and teleported his clone inside and had it open the door. As the door opened the Clone-a-chu fell forward, dead, with bolts in its back.

We instantly could see Badders on raised platforms inside, and some on ground level. ALso i the corner was an orange furred lion with batwings, which we realized was a Yexxl. A cloth eater.

TWTW slung her snakes at an upper Badder and it ducked out of the way. Flash Bang fired his shotgun and tried to pull the Badder on the left from the platform, but it grabbed onto the edge and wouldn’t budge. Pikachu sent a Clone-A-Chu inside and it selt-desctructed, hitting the Badders but only singing their fur. The Badders ignored the disttaction and fired at TWTW who easily slithered out of the way. I used my psychic powers to push the badder on the left ending its life, and pushing another down the stairs in the back of the room. Just then the Badders called for the Yexxl’s help. I had hoped the Cloth Eating beast would leave us alone. But I had no cloth to feed it. Strangely enough, it had very proper ettiquete in its speech. It came up to me and smacked me with its huge wings knocking me over, then its eyes glowed pink and two lasers came out at me, which I rolled out of the way of.

TWTW joined me in the room and landed her snakes on the Yexxl, sending it into the radiaton pit outside through teleportation. Cthulu jr moved in as well and shot a Bader with his Revolver he pulled from his Duster jacket, then tipped his cowboy hat at it. Flash Bang aimed his fist at a Badder and shot his fist at it, but it was quick to dodge such a blatant attack. The Badder climbed back up the stairs and punched Cthulu Jr. in the jaw. He reeled back and then got shot at, and Flash Bang got shot at by the third Badder.
I moved up and channeled my psychic energy to form a Telekinetic Wave and tried to launch the remainig patform Badder off, but its will was strong and it resisted.

TWTW decided to offer Cthulu Jr.s hat to the Yexxl if it would fight for us. She took his hat and the Yexxl hanked her and devoured it. Just then we finished off the Badders who were upset their ally was going to fight for us.

The Yexxl, not wanting to die, or loan us its services gave us minor information about the Robots coming up in the night and the Badders always yelled to let them through. Then the Yexxl flew off into the sickly green sky.

Salavaging, I found an Autodoc healing it. It would be useful I was sure.
In the guard barracks we found a notice posted saying to allow the Robots out. The info lined up so we headed into the basement and found two Badders hiding behind a table, crossbows ready. Another Badde quickly came around the corner and a wave of energy came at us. My vision criss-crossed and blurred and then cleared up, my mind having been assaulte.
Then another with a whip came around the corner and yelled at a crossbow Badder to shoot me, which simply bounced off my rock armor. The other crossbower shot at me but missed in its jitters.
They all were in a group... so I blasted my own Telekinetic Wave at them, only seing one resisting, I smiled as the others staggered. But then another wave shot back at me, and everything went black.

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I opened  my eyes to find the party badly wounded, and TWTW on the ground not moving, along with Cthulu Jr.
In shock, I drew the Photonic Spanner and blasted it at a machine in the next room which the Badders stood around, hoping to blow it up and blow them with it. Little did I know that Bob Blob was near the machine too, and I heard him cry out and a sickening pop, and the smell of burnt jellow.. Had I just killed Bob Blob!? Relentless I blasted the machine again and the hit the Badders, kiling one and the machine discharged a static which hit the other Badders. Then Cthulu Jr rose as if from the dead and fired his gun at the machine, blowing it up and kiling the enemy Badders that were left.

We looked around and TWTW and Bob Blob were both dead. I felt a deep guilt for letting them, and indirectly causing one to die. I swore I would live on for them. For as long as I could anyway.